Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He has the fingertips of a God
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