dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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