Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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