Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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