so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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