Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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