Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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