Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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