I got her a Nickelback box set.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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