Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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