Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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