As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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