I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you inspire me to be a worse person
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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