I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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