Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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