Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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