Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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