We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
