How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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