I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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