Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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