Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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