I have demons in me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
