nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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