I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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