Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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