New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
How external is "for external use only"?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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