I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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