This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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