we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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