if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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