My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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