Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week đ
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden sheâs a âbloggerâ?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss Iâm golden
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