Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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