Where did you get a picture of my penis
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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