omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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