was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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