She said her name was "party"
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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