I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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