Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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