Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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