Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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