There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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