I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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