what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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