Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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