Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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