Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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