I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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