Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Randomize
