david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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